Full Naughty Experience™

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Know someone who’s been acting a little too un-jolly this year?
Give them the full chaotic treatment: an anonymous text alert, an official Naughty List Notice, and a festive punishment delivered straight to their door.

This isn’t just a prank — it’s a full-blown North Pole investigation.

The ultimate “who reported me?!” Christmas prank.

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FAQs

Will they know it was me?

Nope. Completely anonymous. No links, no names, no sender details.

Can I choose the message?

Yes! Pick from our 20 variations on the product page.

Do you add their name into the message automatically?

Yes, unless you tell us not to.

How quickly do you send it?

Texts are normally sent within 24 hours (or same day during December).

This service is intended for harmless festive fun.

No bullying, harassment, or inappropriate targeting.

If we believe a message breaches our guidelines, the elves will not send it.